if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

(Fuente: )


i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else


if you can’t beat them, dress better than them


if u can’t afford a pizza u can’t afford me